Don't know what he's on about...

When we went to Go Ape at Aberfoyle recently - a cracking day out by the way - they were punting the Great Gorillas run and my interest was aroused. Then I realised that rather than pounding the streets of London for 7km (say an hour or two, max) in a gorilla suit, a better idea was to spend 6 days in a car with two lunatics without knowing if we'd get past the next junction before the car expires.

Which, as Scott suggests, is a bit like owning a Renault Scenic.

On the subject of gorilla suits, perhaps a fancy dress theme is starting to take shape...